
My original impulse to watch this movie had nothing to do with an interest in the 1920s. I didn't know a thing about the decade besides a passing acquaintance with Betty Boop (who, it turns out, didn't come onto the scene until 1930, but I didn't know that then either). The St. Valentine's Day Massacre of 1967 topped my wanna see list because the late 1960s version of David Canary is just about the sexiest thing to walk the earth. Yep, interest in the jazz age took far off second place to delicious man-candy.

I learned a lot of things, one of which is that the movie is incredibly inaccurate. Like Carrie mentioned in an earlier post, Hollywood tends to put older men in the roles that in reality were lived by much younger men. This phenomenon was particularly apparent in the (mis)casting of 47-year-old Jason Robards as Al Capone, who, at the time of the massacre had just turned thirty. Ironically, one of the oldest players of the real life massacre, Frank Gusenberg, was played by one of the youngest actors (Canary) in the movie. This gives the impression that Chicago's underworld was being run by a bunch of middle-aged men, when, in reality, most were in their twenties and early thirties when they took over the town. The life span of a Chicago gangster was really short in those days, so when one young man was gunned down, another one would quickly take his place.

It gives you the feel of what it was like in Chicago during the Roaring Twenties, which brings us into speakeasies, dark streets, mansions and dingy rented rooms. I loved those scenes that took us into the characters homes. From the child-filled one room tenement of Johnny May to the gaudy apartment of Pete Gusenberg and the old-world elegance of the home of Patsy Lalardo, the movie gives you a peek at the lifestyles of the many different kinds of people living and trying to survive in Chicago at the time.

This introduction to their background makes us feel closer to men we'd otherwise feel animosity toward. The movie continues to make them more human by showing them with their wives, mothers and lovers, as well as their interaction with each other. One part that never fails to make me laugh is when Moran's men are told that the Northsiders (Moran's gang) made a deal with one of the despised Italians. Despite being corrected numerous times, the Moran lackeys can't seem to pronounce his name correctly and continue to refer to Joe Aiello as Joe A Yellow. These were regular, blue collar men, whose job just happened to involve machine guns, killing and illegal booze.
Though shocking at the time, today's viewers are probably immune to the relatively mild (according to today's standards) violence found in the movie. The scene near the end, portraying the massacre itself is breathtaking though, not because of the blood and gore, but because of the sheer cinematic genius and odd beauty of showing the men dying and falling to the floor in slow motion. I've read that the director had the actors study the police photos of the actual murder scene and had the men land exactly the way their real life counterparts did. It's incredibly realistic.

You probably haven't seen this movie; most people haven't. In fact, it's listed at number seven on the list of the "Top Ten Best Gangster Movies You've (Probably) Never Seen." But, if you ever get the chance, give it a watch. Maybe it'll turn you into a Roaring Twenties addict like it did me.
